Vanity ARR is the boss fight of indie Twitter. Annualize a lucky month, multiply by vibes, post a rocket.
Challenge MMR only scores verified recurring revenue from read-only provider keys. Trials that never convert? Out. Full refunds? Out. One-time spikes? Out of MRR.
Multi-currency gets normalized to EUR. Multi-project stacks sum on your fighter. The board stays mean and honest.
Flex what you can prove. Everything else is fanfiction.